As you’ve probably heard, Lady Gaga hit 30,000,000 twitter followers a few days ago. And of course the typical happened. Monsters got their
claws paws on the keyboard and started bragging:
Sure. 25 out of these 30 million didn’t even bother to go buy her album, but little monsters think ALL Gaga’s followers are die-hard fans and they can build their own country to live in.
There are, however, some plot holes in this whole “Twitter Queen” thing:
"Madonna and Gaga don’t look how they do in magazines or videos. I have seen them up close. Exploiting yourself sexually is not a good look. I don’t find it encouraging." -Adele
- Little Monsters: Ever heard of a thing called "diet", Adele?
- Little Monsters: Time to put the fork down, Christina.
- Little Monsters: Get an ass liposuction already, Nicki.
- *Gaga gains weight*
- Little Monsters: FUCK SOCIETY! Gaga puts on a few pounds and you call her fat? Nice way to make people feel insecure about their bodies. Is this the example we want young girls to follow? Is this what Mother Monster taught us? You don't have to be model-thin to be pretty. Bullying is for losers. Gaga is beautiful and she was born this way. Learn how to respect people.
- Little Monsters: And it's not like she's a complete fatass like Adele right?
Lady Gaga appears to have gained some weight lately, no big deal. Her
psycho stalkers who follow every move of hers fans noticed and talked about it on twitter. Apparently the term “fat” was used by some and, as you know, that extremely offensive word is unacceptable in the judgement-free race. Adele can confirm.
Anyway, here’s what little monsters had to say and, surprise surprise, defend Lady Gaga. The concept is familiar. They once again start pointing fingers and deflect attention far away from Gaga and throw it to other female singers instead. See it here:
The VMAs 2012 were the first VMAs after 3 years where Gaga wasn’t attending. So, she sat on twitter and posted her thoughts on the event, the performances, the award winners, etc. Nothing special. Until one tweet in particular made the fans go “WTF”:
and the judgement-free race started wondering, who was Gaga laughing at? Katy? Rihanna? Katy AND Rihanna? After the awards ended, Gaga solved the “mystery” on littlemonsters.com…
and a post from tumblr:
"A race which bears no prejudice, no judgement, but boundless freedom."
So this happened…
and butthurt little monsters were at it again: They started vomiting their pathetic excuses. Here is the lamest and false explanation that went around (taken by a Gaga fansite) on why Madonna’s tours gross more money than Gaga’s:
Lady Gaga was spotted wearing real fur a few days ago, and of course there was controversy and criticism around her. It’s not the first time we see her wearing fur, but the whole thing blew up when Gaga posted an “apology” letter on her site (read it HERE).
So as expected, the little monster fanbase started defending their idol, because, you know, this letter made them brave enough to do so. Once again, monsters started pointing fingers to anyone but Gaga. Here are some of the dumbest/ignorant tweets I saw:
The animal’s art, huh. No shit. Because I’m pretty sure you can appreciate the animal’s art while it’s still on the animal, not on a coat. I guess most people have already started noticing that monsters think that everything is excusable when it’s presented as art, and sometimes they present it that way themselves. When Gaga was spotted wearing a dress exposing her breasts, while smoking pot in front of photographers, their excuse was that it has something to do with the new album, that she wants to show the decay of the superstars, and basically finding dumb excuses so the whole thing would look like it had a meaning behind it, when the truth is she was just stoned as fuck.