If you were on twitter yesterday, you probably saw the heated exchange between Perez Hilton & Gaga’s make-up artist Tara. What started it all was a tweet from Perez about the Born This Way Ball.

Is the guy is douchebag? Yes. Annoying and ugly as fuck? You bet. But that tweet wasn’t even shady. Sure he’s had his little twitter catfights with Gaga fans before, but you won’t believe the hate he received just for reporting something everyone knows and has made headlines on Examiner and Huffington Post: that Gaga’s tour is tanking. Check for yourselves:

As you may have heard, the Grammy Awards 2013 Nominations were announced. After Gaga was totally snubbed at the Grammys 2012, the VMAs, the EMAs and the most recent AMAs, monsters HAD to do something to feel better about their Queen, so they tried to make “#BieberGotNoGrammyNomsLOL” a trending topic on twitter, mocking Justin Bieber for not getting nominated for anything this year:


This is for the little monsters who won’t shut the fuck up about Madonna being horrible to Lady Gaga “for no reason”. I’m tired of everyone seeing Gaga as the perpetual victim when she obviously flat-out lied about having Madonna’s support, and Madonna being labeled as the mean jealous lady who dissed the “new girl” to get attention. The comparisons between Express Yourself and Gaga’s song went around since it first came out. Madonna was asked about Lady Gaga during the interview because people on twitter actually requested the interviewer to ask Madonna about her. She couldn’t care less to give her opinion about a song that was labeled as Express Yourself 2.0 from the day it came out if people didn’t want to know and ask for her thoughts. Next time you think of how bitchy Madonna is, think about how stupid you are for expecting her to just sit there and keep her mouth shut, watching Gaga going around calling the comparisons “retarded” and saying Madonna loves the song and is 100% behind it. What excuse are monsters gonna find about this? “Madonna sent that email to set poor innocent Lady Gaga up”? Something even more stupid? Sorry, monsters. Gaga downright lied and you’ll have to deal with it.

- Little Monsters in 2010: YES Gaga that's it baby, 8 awards in one night, slaying basic bitches' careers.
- Little Monsters in 2011: HOLY SHIT WE WON! WE WON THE "BIGGEST FANS" AWARD!!! WE'RE THE BEST FANS EVER!!!!! PAWS UP!!!!!!
- Little Monsters in 2012: Fuck off MTV. EMAs are the worst award show in history and Gaga doesn't need these awards to prove she has the best fans and the best music, she is the true winner even without your meaningless awards bye.

This is Gaga on the littlemonsters.com chatroom:

Seeing the shitstorm that came right after it, I collected a few “Don’t hate on poor Gaga” tweets, followed by some extra tweets coming from the same monsters, once again pointing out their hypocricy:


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Dancing:




As you’ve probably heard, Lady Gaga hit 30,000,000 twitter followers a few days ago. And of course the typical happened. Monsters got their claws paws on the keyboard and started bragging:

Sure. 25 out of these 30 million didn’t even bother to go buy her album, but little monsters think ALL Gaga’s followers are die-hard fans and they can build their own country to live in.
There are, however, some plot holes in this whole “Twitter Queen” thing:

“Madonna and Gaga don’t look how they do in magazines or videos. I have seen them up close. Exploiting yourself sexually is not a good look. I don’t find it encouraging.” -Adele


