Little Monsters think cancer is a joke.

If I had to make a dictionary with pictures, you know what I’d put next to the word “douchebag”? Tweets by little monsters.

Research shows 2 out of 5 people will get cancer once in their lifetime. It also shows that for 1 out of 7 people who will get cancer, this will be their cause of death. As if that’s not horrifying enough, 10 out of 10 active people on twitter have to suffer reading little monster’s tweets. And yes, they do talk about cancer, in the most horrible way you can imagine.

Let me start by my favorite brainless dumbshit little monster Sergio. Here’s what he tweeted:

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OK, I get it, he has an opinion and I respect it. I actually agree with him on this one. I always considered it hypocritical of people to tweet and act sad about deaths just because the person who died was in the same fanbase as them when thousands of other people die the same day and barely anyone cares.

But here’s when shit gets real:

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JUDGEMENT-FREE FANBASE

As you may have heard, the Grammy Awards 2013 Nominations were announced. After Gaga was totally snubbed at the Grammys 2012, the VMAs, the EMAs and the most recent AMAs, monsters HAD to do something to feel better about their Queen, so they tried to make "#BieberGotNoGrammyNomsLOL" a trending topic on twitter, mocking Justin Bieber for not getting nominated for anything this year:

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This is for the little monsters who won’t shut the fuck up about Madonna being horrible to Lady Gaga “for no reason”. I’m tired of everyone seeing Gaga as the perpetual victim when she obviously flat-out lied about having Madonna’s support, and Madonna being labeled as the mean jealous lady who dissed the “new girl” to get attention. The comparisons between Express Yourself and Gaga’s song went around since it first came out. Madonna was asked about Lady Gaga during the interview because people on twitter actually requested the interviewer to ask Madonna about her. She couldn’t care less to give her opinion about a song that was labeled as Express Yourself 2.0 from the day it came out if people didn’t want to know and ask for her thoughts. Next time you think of how bitchy Madonna is, think about how stupid you are for expecting her to just sit there and keep her mouth shut, watching Gaga going around calling the comparisons “retarded” and saying Madonna loves the song and is 100% behind it. What excuse are monsters gonna find about this? "Madonna sent that email to set poor innocent Lady Gaga up"? Something even more stupid? Sorry, monsters. Gaga downright lied and you’ll have to deal with it.
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  • Little Monsters in 2010: YES Gaga that's it baby, 8 awards in one night, slaying basic bitches' careers.
  • Little Monsters in 2011: HOLY SHIT WE WON! WE WON THE "BIGGEST FANS" AWARD!!! WE'RE THE BEST FANS EVER!!!!! PAWS UP!!!!!!
  • Little Monsters in 2012: Fuck off MTV. EMAs are the worst award show in history and Gaga doesn't need these awards to prove she has the best fans and the best music, she is the true winner even without your meaningless awards bye.
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CONTRADICTION

This is Gaga on the littlemonsters.com chatroom:

Seeing the shitstorm that came right after it, I collected a few “Don’t hate on poor Gaga” tweets, followed by some extra tweets coming from the same monsters, once again pointing out their hypocricy:

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TWITTER QUEEN?

As you’ve probably heard, Lady Gaga hit 30,000,000 twitter followers a few days ago. And of course the typical happened. Monsters got their claws paws on the keyboard and started bragging:

Sure. 25 out of these 30 million didn’t even bother to go buy her album, but little monsters think ALL Gaga’s followers are die-hard fans and they can build their own country to live in.

There are, however, some plot holes in this whole “Twitter Queen” thing:

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BODY REVOLUTION

"Madonna and Gaga don’t look how they do in magazines or videos. I have seen them up close. Exploiting yourself sexually is not a good look. I don’t find it encouraging." -Adele

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Click on images for the full size. 

Ah, little monsters. The definition of a cult. Τhey’re at it again. Here’s what went down yesterday:

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"FAT"

Lady Gaga appears to have gained some weight lately, no big deal. Her psycho stalkers who follow every move of hers fans noticed and talked about it on twitter. Apparently the term “fat” was used by some and, as you know, that extremely offensive word is unacceptable in the judgement-free race. Adele can confirm.

Anyway, here’s what little monsters had to say and, surprise surprise, defend Lady Gaga. The concept is familiar. They once again start pointing fingers and deflect attention far away from Gaga and throw it to other female singers instead. See it here:

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SHADE

The VMAs 2012 were the first VMAs after 3 years where Gaga wasn’t attending. So, she sat on twitter and posted her thoughts on the event, the performances, the award winners, etc. Nothing special. Until one tweet in particular made the fans go “WTF”:

and the judgement-free race started wondering, who was Gaga laughing at? Katy? Rihanna? Katy AND Rihanna? After the awards ended, Gaga solved the “mystery” on littlemonsters.com…

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